Cold Stone
- Customer: Hey I tipped you guys.
- Me: Oh.
- Customer: Well aren't you going to sing?
- Me: PUT A DOLLAR IN THE TIP JAR! DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT, DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT, DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT.(repeat) WE MIX IT UP ON THE STONE PUT IT IN A WAFFLE CONE AND WE'LL SEE YOU BACK TOMORROW CUZ WE GOT IT GOIN ON! SCOOOOOOOOOOOOP.
- Customer: Oh well let me put another tip in so you can sing again.
- Me: (in my mind) giiirl why would you do that juss slide the money in the jar and leave goshherss.
Stuff: 21.
- Today is a good day!
- I’ve had to sneeze for 15 hours now!
- I feel like using excessive exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Motorola Android phone is out today!!!
- I’m too poor to buy it.
cigz:
There’s something so raw, raunchy and classic about this photo. I love it! As I was posting this, my mom said “ewwww” and turned her nose up while giving me the side eye. She doesn’t realize that the dysfunction this photo reminds me of her HA!
(via icanread)
I feel this way about all of my friends! I miss NYC. I can remember having one of my friends come over to iron (yes, iron) my hair before a date when I lived in NYC. Those were the best days =)
maunder.
\MON-duhr\; intransitive verb:
1. To talk incoherently; to speak in a rambling manner.
2. To wander aimlessly or confusedly.
I’m a maundering fool <3 tumblr
story
of
my
life.
want.
The rug, not the whore.
It became available through Supreme today. It’s $188 with $20 shipping. I WILL have this. Vulgarity makes me wet.
